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It's a new life for two girls named
Brady.

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We'll have death of fun to make it on.

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and he's not going to be stopped by a
deadbeat.

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That's deadbolt.

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This lock is a deterrent.

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That's right.

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Like some people feel leaving the lights
on is a deterrent.

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Wally doesn't feel that's a deterrent at
all.

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In fact, he kind of likes it.

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We're not talking about the bedroom.

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You weren't, but I was.

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All the same, there have been a lot of
burglaries in the area.

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Well, that's why Mom and Alice wanted us
to join the neighborhood watch.

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Well, then, at least we can do our part.

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There. That'll do it.

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What a man. What a man.

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Now neither man nor beast can get
through our doors.

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This is huge.

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You're breaking a door. Okay.

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What is this?

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Isn't she beautiful?

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She's a she?

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I'd like you to meet Gladys.

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What's this big gorilla doing here
anyway?

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Well, he lives here, remember?

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Incorporated, and they want my company,
Tyler Toys, to distribute them.

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They gave me this sample.

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That's a sample? What does the regular
size look like?

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Well, I'd like to meet Marcia, my wife,
Jan, my sister -in -law.

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important things to do.

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You don't consider Gladys important?

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No.

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That's not fair.

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Wally's work is just as important as
yours, mine, or Jan's.

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Philip, didn't you ever have a toy when
you were growing up?

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When I was seven, I got a slide rule.

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Now, that was a lot of laughs. Boy, the
first time I used it, you know, you

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could do all kinds of different things.

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Kids around this country are going to
love Gladys. You will, too, as soon as

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get used to her.

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Get used to her?

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Gladys sound permanent.

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Relax. I just brought her home for
consultation purposes.

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My associate's coming by. Wait.

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I'm bringing Professor Thompson home
tomorrow. I'm being considered for a

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postgraduate grant.

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I don't want Professor Thompson to think
I'm living in Lion Country Safari.

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Relax. The professor will never even
notice.

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Won't notice a gorilla in the living
room?

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Trust me. She'll just blend in.

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What do you suggest we do? Put a light
bulb in her mouth and call her a floor

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lamp?

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Oh, great.

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Now, wait, wait. This will be a test
case, okay?

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I'll prove it to you.

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What's what? This.

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That? This.

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Oh, that.

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Note, she noticed.

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Well, of course I noticed. I'm Alice. I
notice everything.

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Especially huge things when she's thrown
over.

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Well, that's just a gorilla.

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A gorilla?

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well get the uh the whole effect now

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that is a gorilla that is no little
monkey that is a big stop

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her name is gladys and she's really very
nice just don't

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press her nose what happens if i press
her nose oh come on what can i

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At least Harry has to.

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That's why I use him.

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I told you I don't want you on the
streets after dark.

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Professor Thompson home this afternoon.

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Gladys had better be moved out.

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You know, that postgraduate grant really
is important to Philip. We agreed to

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move Gladys out last night.

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Remember?

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Last night, you agreed to move Gladys
out.

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Yeah. I also remember how you convinced
me.

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Wait just one minute.

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Just one minute.

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Come in, Professor.

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I was just checking to see if anyone or
anything was home.

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Nice house coming to you.

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Precisely. My wife's sister and her
husband share the house with us.

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That's unusual.

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Oh, no, no, not at all. We're very
rational people.

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Well, the watchword for today is
rationality.

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Oh, you won't find anybody more rational
than we are.

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May I take your coat? Oh, please.

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gorillas would be the last group to come
out of the closet.

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And I thought living with you would be
difficult. I was wrong.

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It's impossible.

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Thank you.

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So, you see, even the smallest girl can
protect herself against a mugger.

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Okay, let's try it.

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Now, Marsha, you be the mugger. Jan, you
be the muggy. Okay.

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Okay, Marsha, come toward Jan.

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sister, Marcia.

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Come on, Marcia, be serious.

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Now, Jan, the pamphlet says turn, okay?

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And here's what you do.

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Okay, now, move back just a little bit.
Okay. Perfect. Okay, now place your

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hands together.

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hands too?

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Sure. If you want to take anything, go

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ahead. Just leave us alone.

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You, uh, you're the only ones in the
house?

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Well, we do have... Uh, yeah. Yeah, you
guessed it.

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Just me and my wife living here alone.

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Just the two of us all by ourselves.

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Sure, it gets lonesome sometimes, but
that's the way we like it.

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of your friends.

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Excuse me, if I may interject here, he's
no longer a burglar, he's a robber.

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According to the dictionary, burglary is
the act of breaking into a house to

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commit a felony.

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Once he encountered us, then it became a
robbery because there's victims

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involved. What's the difference,
burglary or robbery?

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Either way, we're getting ripped off.

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There's a big difference, Wallace.

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I'll remember that next time I'm robbed
by an ancient Roman.

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Okay, okay, okay, hold it. Now look,
school's out.

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Everybody into the closet. Come on, move
it, move it.

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That's not very smart. It would be far
more rational if we stayed out here so

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could show you where the valuables are.

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We don't have anything that's valuable.

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Except Gladys and your fish.

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Coracea serratus. Ah, that sounds pretty
expensive to me, all right. See, I knew

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these fishies were worth something.

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Mr. Thompson read about how he captured
the burglar in the school newspaper, and

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he decided to consider me for a new
research grant.

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So everything turned out for the best.

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What is the new research about?

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Home crime detection devices.

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No, I was thinking about something
about, oh, seven feet tall and all

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covered with hair.

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Travis once played one of Martha Brady's
cheerleader friends?

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It happened in a very bizarre episode of
Day by Day, which turns into a very

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bizarre episode of The Brady Bunch. Stay
tuned.

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This rarely seen episode is coming up
next on the Wonders of TV Land.

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